So Sah-Rah is "going rouge" is she? And to think I had her pegged more a kohl gal (Kohl has been worn traditionally as far back as the Bronze Age (3500 B.C. onward) by the Egyptian queens.) (I mean, she IS the rein-coronation of Sah-Rah the First, isn't she?) Which makes so much more sense, being she is now the Queen of the Far WrongDamned, dontchya think? And yet, it is somehow so fitting, the Retreads having lost any semblance of a king, or kingdom, for that matter, since their dear King George was outed (OK, ousted. But it was worth the attempt, n'est-ce pas?:-) in that demon-cratic coup last year. It must really hurt, having your royalty so nastily ripped from it's womb. To lose the Crown of Amurica to, gasp! a non-white man! It's more than a body politic can bear.
What I want to know is, how can the Sah-Rah have any "memoirs" to write about, anyway. First off, "memoir" isn't even Amurican - it's a Frenchy word. And second, what has she actually done that's worth remembering? Even her own family has had it up to Nome with her. I mean, she's a quitter, fer cryin' out loud. Golly, haven't we had enough of that sort already, without having to see several thousand trees killed just to make her feel like a winner? I mean, this tomb, er, tome is going to end up on the remainders table within a week of publication - why doesn't she just save the money and put it up on a web site, where it can be as easily ignored without having to inconvenience all those moose who live among the very trees she is going to cause the death of, anyway?
So, lets all make a promise to each other, shall we? Read whatever you want, and don't tell me about it - I don't want you to spoil the ending. Besides - I already know how its going to end. The moose kills HER this time. And that's not a rogue moose. Just a rational centrist.