Monday, November 9, 2009

20 Year-Old Berlin Wall To Be Rebuilt In the United States. Details at 11!

It about time we all admit that the Fall of Communism initiated a headlong rush to that new American phenomenon, the Tea Bagger. The Far Wrong has decided to make the separation of Them from Us permanent with a New Wall built along a line approximating the old Mason-Dixon Line, with Idaho thrown in as a gimee. The announcement caught most pundits off guard, but provoked an immediate sigh of relief from partisans on all three sides. Checkpoint Limbaugh will be located along the Arkansas/Missouri border, while Checkpoint Beck will be somewhere off the Carolina Coasts. You can find it by following the Trail of Crocodile Tears.

All in all, a good day for Amuricans, and a good day for the rest of us, too.

1 comment:

  1. I am just LUVIN' your blog! "Wrong wingers" - priceless. Seriously though, I would like to volunteer my time to the wall-building effort. I'll even help 'em pack. Came here by way of a nice man named Tom that commented in turn on mine.


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