Monday, October 19, 2009

Calling the Kettle Black, er, White? Er, black? Whatever!

The White House, current home to that black (when he isn't white) president, is currently warring with FOX News over whether FOX is actually a news organization or some other form of quasi-queazie professional hit squad. This of course has raised hackles at the hindquarters of said Hit Squad. From the Far Wrong's august Fearless Leader, one K. Rove, comes this little squibble:


"Fox News contributor Karl Rove, who was the top political strategist to former President George W. Bush, said: "This is an administration that's getting very arrogant and slippery in its dealings with people. And if you dare to oppose them, they're going to come hard at you and they're going to cut your legs off."

"This is a White House engaging in its own version of the media enemies list. And it's unhelpful for the country and undignified for the president of the United States to so do," Rove added. "That is over- the-top language. We heard that before from Richard Nixon."

Hmm. Why he said that, I am not certain, but since he did, lets all jump on his back, what say? Or at least, let's de-construct this veritable snake-pit of delicious ooziness, shall we?

"This is an administration that's getting very arrogant and slippery in its dealings with people." This from Georgy-Porgy's lap dancer? Wow. Lets talk about arrogance and slipperiness in dealings with people. First off, what "people" is he actually talking about here? Citizens of the Republic? Republicans only? Everyone except Republicans? Seems to me without Little Karl getting clearer on this, we cannot ever be sure. I mean, I'd like to think of this little freak as somehow "inclusive," but I haven't had that much to drink yet today. As for arrogance? Do I really HAVE to spell it out? OK. How about NEARLY EVERYTHING ya'll did, from declaring war in Iraq over well, pure lies, to "Good job, Brownie, to mission accomplished - all this wasn't arrogance? Wasn't "slippery?" Give me a freakin' break.

How about, "And if you dare to oppose them, they're going to come hard at you and they're going to cut your legs off."? Can you say Valery Plame? Can you say Helen Thomas? Should I go on?

"This is a White House engaging in its own version of the media enemies list." See above item, please. And given it was in fact FOX News who aided and abetted all this crapolla I think makes the White House's claim quite succinctly.

"And it's unhelpful for the country and undignified for the president of the United States to so do," Rove added. "That is over- the-top language. We heard that before from Richard Nixon." And from George Bullshit (Gesundheit!). By reading from your teleprompter, Karl. Listen, ya little pipsqueak, this clap-trap coming from you just makes such an assertion about FOXY News that much more credible. Both you AND that Arch Duchess of Alaska are doing more to harm the Retreadican brand than anything the Demoncrats could ever do. Ya might want to go into an extended quiet period, just as a nice gesture to your old friends.

By the way, interesting how both you and Marx spell your names the same way, eh, Karl? You know - Grouchy?

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